The Escape

No, I'm not running away from home.

My pet has not escaped the house.

No convict has recently broken out of the county jail.


....What could this entry possibly be about then?
This is so....AMBIGUOUS [Thank you freshman vernacular]

ok enough flaunting of 9th grade vocabulary.
Let's get to the bottom of this.



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Ok that was really obnoxious.
What I'm really trying to talk about in this post is movies.

Wait no sorry I meant.....


movies.

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Yes, movies.

[Insert reader's name here] says to computer screen: "What? that doesn't make sense at all! I watch movies while sitting on the couch. What does this have to do with escape? I thought this was going to be an interesting post! Man, this blog is really going downhill..."

Movies are an escape from the toils and boredom of normal, repetitive, tedious routines of every day life.

Haven't you ever walked outside one day and just wished it was raining gumdrops of something?

Don't even dare to say no.

Haven't you ever wanted to be a swashbuckling pirate looking for mountains of treasures?

Yeah, don't even think about saying no.

Haven't you ever wanted to be stalked by an insane teacher that kills all your friends and does bad stuff like that?

Eh...I think we'll pass on this one.

Bottom line, movies are like a hole in the world.

Not to say that as a bad thing. It's like movies are a hole in the world that you can just hop into and disappear for a while, be someone else, somewhere else, doing some thing else. Think about it as teleporting into a different time, place, into a new life. It really lifts any burdens you have off of your shoulders for a while, removes all of your stress. Hey, who knows, maybe it even has health benefits, or something.


Everybody needs to get away once in a while.